I'm super happy to announce that Lucas and I finally got a job at The Queen & Mangosteen! It pays $7/hr which is friggin awesome and flexible hours too! Their requirement is actually your minimum working days of 3 days a week. Its at Vivo City and we are most probably going to start work on 22nd Feb!:)
FUCK CHINA PEOPLE!!! I HATE THEM ALL!!! THEY SHOULD ALL ROT AND DIE!!! YOU KNOW WHY?! PEOPLE IN GUANGDONG EAT 10000 CATS A DAY! THEY SKIN THEM AND BOIL THEM ALIVE!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
THOSE WHO EAT CATS SHOULD DIE A VERY TERRIBLE DEATH!!! ONE OF THE FUCKING ASS CHINA CHEF SAID "THE MORE TORTURES A CAT RECEIVES, THE BETTER THEY TASTE." I SWEAR IF I EVER SEE HIM OR KNOW WHO HE IS OR ANYONE ELSE WHO KILLS CATS FOR CONSUMPTION, I'LL BEAT THEM UP DAMN BADLY AND I DON'T CARE IF I GO TO JAIL FOR THAT! HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO ANIMALS?! UNCIVILIZED PEOPLE.
CHURCHES SHOULDN'T BOTHER REACHING OUT TO THAT PLACE! WHO CARES IF THEY HAVE NATURAL DISASTERS?! THE PEOPLE THERE DESERVE IT FOR THE WAY THEY TREAT DOGS AND CATS!!!!
How can they have the heart to kill these animals.
To most people, they are our beloved pets.
And these people can just kill them and torture the shit out of them as if they are nothing but trash.
And for what?
Just for daily consumption.
Its not like they only have cats to eat and no other food available.
I SERIOUSLY HATE CHINA PEOPLE.
THEY MAKE ME DAMN BLOODY EMBARRASS TO BE CHINESE.
I WISH I WASN'T RELATED TO THEM AT ALL.
@ 3:07 PM
MY BOYFRIEND IS A GOAT
Hahaha! Check out my boyfriend is a goat video!
Its fucking hilarious!!!:D
Wahahahahaha!!!
I think he's gonna kill me if he sees this.
Enjoy this while you still can!
I'm afraid he will force me to take it down!
Hahahahahhaah!!!
HHOHOHOHOHO!!!
But yep! Its taken with an I phone 3GS.
I think that the camera is quite clear for a 3.1 megapixel phone.
Did I mention that I love my I phone?!:D
Oh!!! I went to watch the Tooth Fairy with Lucas and Tan Mei Mei. I love the shows that The Rock aka Dwayne Johnson acts in.
It always meaningful and shows us the importance of a family.
The best part is, my beloved TAN MEI MEI treated us to the movie and dinner at Pepper Lunch! THANK YOU TAN MEI HAO! YOUR SO GENEROUS!!!
I LOVE YOU LOADS!!! Haha. I think she's gonna be so shy after reading this!!!
Did I mention that I love making up songs for people?
This is Tan Mei Hao's song composed by yours truly!:D
Ahem...
SHE'S THAT GIRL WITH THE JELLY HANDS (Because she really has very soft hands!)
TAN MEI MEI ( To be sung in a high note)
TAN MEI MEI ( TO be sung one octave lower:D)
TAN MEI MEI (And vice versa. High again:D)
TAN MEI MEI (And low again!!!:D:D:D)
ONE HIGH ONE LOW (Referring to the changes in octaves!:D)
ONE HIGH ONE LOW!!!:D
Ok. If you people who never study music before and do not know what the meaning of "Octave" is, go look it up in the dictionary!!!:)
And so sorry for not blogging last night! I came home and wanted to blog but!!! My laptop is in my parent's room! And my Iphone doesn't let me sign in to blogger-.-
AND!!! I'M SUPER DUPER EXCITED FOR BET'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT SENTOSA TML!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! DAMN EXCITED! SHE BOOKED A CHALET!!!
I'M GOING TO BRING LOADS OF SUNBLOCK AND WEAR MY BOTTOM UNDERWEAR TO THE BEACH!!!
I DON'T CARE IF PPL LAUGH AT ME!!!
I DON'T OWN A PAIR OF BIKINIS YOU KNOW....
BUT WHOHOO! BETTY IS GOING TO BE OLD IN A FEW DAYS TIME!!!
HAHA. Ok ciao! Going to Vivo City for a job interview now!
Tune in soon!
Tuesday, February 09, 2010 @ 12:53 PM
MY NAME IS CHELSEA BUT I HATE SOCCER
This is additional info about me for people who don't really know me that well.
How did I get my name?
When I was born I was to be name either, Coral, Hazel or Chelsea.
My parents wanted to name me Coral at first because my brother's name is Reeve.
Get it? Coral Reef? HAHAH!!! Sounds retarded. I know!!!
Why Hazel? Because my mum loves eating hazelnuts! -.-
I'm so lucky that my dad rejected that too!!!!
My parents aren't soccer fans at all.
My dad hates soccer like mad and he thinks its a waste of time to watch FIFA and all the other soccer things.
I think that way too. Haha!
So why Chelsea???
My mum named me after this famous chinese singer in her days!
Her name was Chelsea too!
Get it now?
I was named after a singer and not after a soccer team!
I got made fun of alot in pri sch for my soccer name.
To the extent that I wanted to change my name when I grow older!
But now, I love my name and wouldn't change it for anything else!
Ok. My parents didn't get to choose my chinese name.
Because they ain't good with the language.
My cheena uncle did!
I think of him as a cheena because he only wants to travel in Asia all his life and never get out of the continent to see the world because he hates western stuff.
I just hope he won't be racist towards my boyfriend!
My boyfriend is a westerner who loves asian stuff more than I do.
Sometimes I really think we should switch race!
My stupid chinese name is called Yun Ting!!!
Yun meant musical.
Maybe that's why I love music so much!
Cos that's a part of my name too!
Haha. Ok. I'm crapping around.
Got to go watch 1 episode of Cardcaptor Sakura now before I head to Lucas' house!!!
Bye-bi!!!:D
Ps: I might blog when I return home later.
Though that is if I have anything interesting to say ok!
Tune in soon!:)
Monday, February 08, 2010 @ 5:40 PM
MY BOYFRIEND MASTURBATES
Its about 6 30 PM and I have been up for slightly more than 12 hrs. I did acting for Jem earlier today!
God! I acted as a tranny! Haha. Go ahead and laugh.
Its ok if my reputation is ruined because I already have a boyfriend!!! Though my acting skills suck big time just now because I have no guts to seduce the main character! Everyone ended up laughing at my facial expressions!!!
To me, a good actor must be daring, confident, expressive and have humility.
Acting is damn fun but I'm not born for it.
I think I look damn ugly on films!
And Lucas masturbated in public just now!!! He acted as a pervert for Jem that's why! Haha. If you girls out there was hoping he would cheat on me, you guys can dream on! Muahahahaha!!! His most embarrasing moment in life ever.
I can bet you guys a 100% that he is so gonna blog about his humiliation!:D
So I went to record some of our songs yesterday for Jake's fyp. Though it was tiring, it felt good. I really love music. I can go on and on about the beauty of music but I guess I will just bore you guys out with my crap! Haha. I struggled a lil at first with "What If", an orginial by Lucas. The beat was kinda hard to catch for me. After that, everything else went damn smoothly!:) Jake and Lucas said that my voice has a lil husk in it! Awesome! I love husky voices!!!
So yeah. I'm currently, still jobless. Its so hard to look for a job that allows 2 days off nowadays. I'm not sure if I want to give up my Fridays to go to cell group meetings anymore. I mean, is it worth sacrificing a job just to go to cell groups on Fridays? Sacrifice for something that you don't even care for to begin with?
Sometimes, I felt that my youth is wasted in church and its leading me to nowhere. But for now, I'm really dragging myself to cell groups every Friday. I mean, I really really hate listening to sermons on " 5 Steps To Make You A Better Person". I hate listening to inspirational stuff. After 5 years of it, I'm really sick of it. I feel that I'm a good enough person. Why must I do sooooo many things to make myself even better? Is it even necessary? Well. I hope one day I will be more positive about this and start to get my life back up the right track.
Lately, a few people has been asking me to share my issues with church to them. The truth is if I'm not close to you, I won't share stuff with you face to face. Please understand that ts not that I hate you or anything. It just makes me feel extremely uncomfortable to share something that's a part of me to someone who I'm not familiar with and I will just shut down emotionally. You can cry, scream or try to force it out of me. I won't tell it to your face. Its just so much easier to type them down then to say it out If you want me to be your friend, you have to give me spatiality. I won't bow down to church authorities and spill myself out. If there isn't a relationship my mouth ain't going to budge.
Saturday, February 06, 2010 @ 2:30 AM
UNFILLIAL PEOPLE SHOULD ROT !!!
I really really really hate people who aren't fillial to their parents.
They clothe you and fed you so how do you repay them when they are old?
Abandon them and take away their savings and not give them any pocket money?
I feel alot for old people who has to work as cleaners.
Just the other day, an old man cleared my food after I was done eating.
I told myself that if i was to become rich and influential one day, i would donate to some old people organisation thing so that they would never have to suffer another day.
Though I really can't stand some of the old taxi driver folks.
Gosh! They really make use of their old age to cheat people's money by deliberately makng extra turns and going the longer routes to eat our money! Sorry. But this kind of people should be scolded. People should never abuse another's sympathy.
Ohoh! I asked Lucas to rate my singing voice yesterday!
He gave me an 8.2 out of 10!!!:)
Awesome!
A few years back he only gave me a 7 out of 10 but I kept practising on my own till I improved! Anyway, we are going to be recording our songs this Sunday at some studio.
So once I get the tracks, I'll upload it here for you guys to hear it ok?!:)
Since we couldn't get a husky male singer to sing Luc's song, he will have to sing it himself.
Jake actually suggested that I sing it.
But!!! This song is written for a male vocalist.
So maybe I'll be doing back up vocals on the chorus only.
Oh well. I'm going for a chinese new year dinner tomorrow.
I hate chinese food!
Gosh! And I'm forcing Lucas to just try one spoon of shark fin's soup because he is against shark cruelty-.-
His brother called me a murderer and get all worked up cos I eat shark fins much to my annoyance-.-
And I'm not because I hate sharks cos they attack people.
Yeah, I know sharks get killed and they die a painful and slow death which is sad but I'll still eat it.
I'm not a vegetarian afterall. If I get upset over every animal that dies, I might as well be one right? The truth is, I hate vegetables to the max. If I love it, I would really cut down on my meat intake. But since that's not the case, that option is out.
CIAO!
Friday, February 05, 2010 @ 9:58 PM
SMALL GIRLS WHO FLAUNT THEIR CLEAVAGE ARE GROSS
You saw the title. Its the truth. Small isn't defined by size. I am referring to girls who are below 15 years of age. Its freaking gross because if you are 13, 14 or 15 you should be schooling and not spend your time seducing man. Thinking of this just seriously sends chills up my spine.
Guys, you should be ashame of yourself if you have fantasies of girls who are that young.
I mean, they are not even of legal age to have sex yet!!!
You can check out my status updates now at the right side.
There's a nuffnang ad there and you can click on the status thingy to read!:)
I'm too lazy to set up a twitter account and yes. I have no idea how to tweet!:)
Why don't people get the fact that if they are not talented in something, they should just give it up? What annoys me the most are those wanna-be singers. Yes. Girls/guys who can't sing but they constantly upload videos of themselves singing. These people want to be known as someone with musicality but their ears aren't fine tuned enough to hear that they are tone deaf or if their singing is flat. The most annoying thing is that these people actually go to music schools! Are they just seriously deluded?
If you have a friend who matches the description at the top, please tell them the truth and don't encourage them! People like them will go and audition for Singpore Idol one day and embarrass themselves. SAVE THEM FROM PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT AND TELL THE TRUTH TODAY!:D
Hahahaha. I sound like I'm doing a commercial. Ok. Ciao! Stupid Lucas is rushing me to eat my dinner and he's dying to snatch the com away from me so that he can blog again! Tune in again soon!:)
Thursday, February 04, 2010 @ 1:23 AM
Will you think of your ex when your new partner isn't as loving as the old one?
I would. So would my bf.
I'm not saying that we are going to break up.
Its just an"If" question that we had thought of today.
Isn't it weird how your whole life revolves around this particular person and the next thing you know is that he/she isn't the one?
That's life and it can be a bitch.
I don't get how people can sleep around with people they barely know.
Ok. I'm very random now. I just finished watching my Jap drama.
It sucks to have your fiance dying on the wedding day itself.
Anyway, Luc and I are going for a walk in interview at some Italian place tomorrow.
I really hope things work out this time.
It sucks to be jobless when you need cash badly.
Oh! I helped Lucas with his lyrics today.
That guy is so draggy and longwinded when it comes to songwriting.
I perfected his song in like less than ten minutes and gave him vocal lessons!:D Haha!
I think I'm awesome with music sometimes:)
But the tune of the music he came up with is awesome.
I composed a piano piece too!:)
Jake is going to use both our songs for his FYP! Awesome!
And I just figured out "I For You" by Luna Sea on the piano today!
Ohoh! Lucas likes daughters now after he saw Betty's goddaughter.
He finally realized that baby girls can be as adorable as boys:D
Wednesday, February 03, 2010 @ 2:21 PM
I hate it when guys complain about how much they hate girls because they get mad at every little thing.
Hello? Firstly, if guys have brains, they should think before they speak!
If they do not say things to annoy us girls,
we wouldn't have to get angry at all.
Secondly, if you hate to put up with us, why not stay single forever or go and be a gay and fuck another for the rest of your lives!
Since you guys like things to be less complex than a guy is suitable for you.
Thirdly, go and die and swallow your own pride.
You know that your in the wrong by not saying the right things at the right time. So don't blame us for getting mad because we have a jolly good reason too!
CHELSEA TAN
I'm a self proclaimed westernised asian cat lover who is a music lover and bookworm. I hate the sun and will totally freaked out if I get a lil tanner than usual.
I love tattoos but am not allowed one. I'm not very girly but I like dolling myself up:D
The top 3 things that pisses me off instantly are hot weather, noise and odour. I love my boyfriend Lucas and my girlfriend Betty!!!:D
